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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8362 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 67 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!