HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1034	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	3447	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	115

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2571
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	2824
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	1504
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	9521	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Players Killed by Monsters:	1002	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	197911
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3278	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3347
Animals Bred:	161	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Lava Land Quest

1831, climate change, cooled Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, environmental impact, Eruption, geological research, geology, Global cooling, historical eruption, identified, Land, lava, Mystery volcano, natural disasters, Quest, scientific discovery, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic crater, volcanic eruption, volcanic history, volcanic plume

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

YourCrafts

anti cheat, Chestshop, Community, Friendly, Gold Standard Economy, home, Ip:, Journey, Lands, LWC, Magic, MCMMO, Memories, preservation, proximity voice chat, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn Hub, Veteran, YourCrafts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Votes:	4812	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	989645

YourCrafts Minecraft Server
Key Features	Community First
mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities Lands: Claim and protect your builds Gold Standard Economy ChestShop: Set up your own shop LWC: Keep your belongings safe Anti-Cheat Proximity Voice Chat (Optional) Spawn Hub	YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft. Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

YourCrafts Minecraft Server

Key Features

Community First

mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities
Lands: Claim and protect your builds
Gold Standard Economy
ChestShop: Set up your own shop
LWC: Keep your belongings safe
Anti-Cheat
Proximity Voice Chat (Optional)
Spawn Hub

YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft.

Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

FAQs

Q: How can I join the YourCrafts Minecraft server?

A: You can join by using the server IP mc.yourcrafts.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What special abilities can I unlock with mcMMO?

A: Leveling up in mcMMO can unlock abilities such as increased mining efficiency, better fishing rewards, and enhanced survival skills.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can use the Lands feature to claim and protect your builds from griefing or unauthorized access.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, you can use the ChestShop feature to create and manage your own shop for trading with other players.

Q: Is proximity voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: No, proximity voice chat is optional for players who want to communicate more easily with others.

Q: What is the community like on YourCrafts?

A: YourCrafts prides itself on being a small, friendly community where everyone knows your name. We are dedicated to creating a space where players can feel at home.

Q: Will the server ever reset the world?

A: No, YourCrafts promises never to reset the world, ensuring that your creations will always be waiting for you, even after a break.

Q: Can I join YourCrafts if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, YourCrafts welcomes players of all levels to relive the magic of Minecraft together.

Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

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