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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 938 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!