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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?
so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!
