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Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	939849
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3860

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Potions Brewed:	59
Enchantments Applied:	270	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Animals Bred:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2