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Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	4741

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1164	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	116
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6973	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1