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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 524 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 286 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 646 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!
And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!