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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3102 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!