Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
New Chunks Explored: 725492 Mines Excavated: 1599
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 14
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Magic Items Found: 2593
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Farms Harvested: 386 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Potions Brewed: 172 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Crops Grown: 3846

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 199 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4905
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3235 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6567 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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