Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Animals Bred:	102	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	6029	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8669
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6602	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.