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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2589 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 3912 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.