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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6834 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.