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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7899 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5538 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.
JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.
SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.