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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9316 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.
