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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4049	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9701	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	1170
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	3779	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8636	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8679	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9571	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.