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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	2225

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	9735	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to ArborMC ArborMC is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	253	Dragon Eggs Found:	7115
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	124	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3262
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	1763	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8542	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.