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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	501
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	628213	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Runes Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	883
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3713
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
New Chunks Explored:	203573	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	6750	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3469	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4758	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Void Gems Collected:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.