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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	987
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	539

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5365
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7802

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

– Ranks: Begin your adventure as a Peasant, and climb your way up the rank hierarchy! Rank-up to unlock access to new perks. – Towny Survival Mode: Claim some land and build your very own community from the ground up! – Economy: Custom NPC shops, Player shops, & Server shops! – RPG Elements: Everything you do earns you experience. Mine, Dig, Run, Eat – Level up, Increase your stats, & Unlock OP abilities – Bedrock-Java Cross-play: Users can join the server from Pocket Edition, Java Edition, Windows 10 Edition, Xbox, PlayStation, and the Nintendo Switch. – Creative World: Feeling Creative? Enter a creative PlotWorld with /creative and build to your hearts content. – Minigames: Fight your way to victory through hordes of mobs in the Mob Arena, Challenge other players to PVP in the Arena, or race for the fastest Parkour time for big rewards!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!