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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fade SMP

Economy

A new smp that is looking for (ACTIVE) members JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW ty <3

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4925
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	7770	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Animals Bred:	147
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a sponsored Survival server with a Twitch Affiliate – Justy135: Land Claiming – Claim land & live with friends MCMMO – Level up Sword, Axe, Mining, fishing Skills! etc. Player Trading – Trade Securely with other players. Economy – Grind money by killing mobs or Questing. Chest Locking – Use a sign to lock chests and keep people out! Gates – Build a castle with a HUGE gate, open and close it to let people in/out! Player Shops – Rule the economy with your very own shop. Stream Events – Custom Events streamed by Justy135. PVP – Kill someone and steal their head to hang in your base! Leaderboards – Compete with others to be the richest! IP: play.JustySurvival.com (Server is now LIVE!)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6362
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

Cottagecraft is a private & whitelisted, semi-vanilla, survival cottagecore 1.18 Minecraft Java server for players aged 14-25.

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	247

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.