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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	3361	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Silocraft

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to SiloCraft!

Feeling neglected and abused? Always being grieved and lagged out? Then look no further! This is where you’ll find solutions to all your problems. Silocraft offers you fast and stable servers with a friendly and welcoming community. We have a range of servers tailored to your playing style.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

tynker

Creative

Jackson’s Tynker Minecraft world -this is for creative Tynker programming and planning coding programs

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SavagePvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

SavagePvP is Minecraft Faction server. just released, I come join the fun for crate key alls, giveaways etc. In the future I want to add skyblock, prisons etc. 1.8-1.19x

SavagePvP.net

Discord.gg/SavagePvP

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!

Benrulez, Padawanamy, Puresurvival, Survival, Vanilla

Hello!

PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it!We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

If you need help with any grief or cheaters, ask in #help

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Havok

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Havok server is whatever you want to it to be, some say it’s like a factions. It has shop, arena, voting every Friday, mini games like Spleef, Parkour, Mazes, Skywars, TNT Run, Hunger Games and more coming soon! It supports Spanish, Japanese, German, English and more coming soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

[BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]

Community, Modded, Modpack, Prominence2, RPG, Survival

Welcome to the Bynadar Minecraft Network!

We are a brand new network looking for members, builders, and staff!

Please head HERE to join our discord and get more information!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Craft Portugal 1.2.4

Minecraft PT 1.2.4 server you can join without having the original game. We have unlimited Clans, levels, events, and slots. The server is hosted and is connected 24 hours a day. Come to our website http://www.craftportugal.info IP TEAMSPEAK 3 – devils-ts.dyndns.org

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Palace Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

Come visit the Palace! We are a family-friendly network with Creative plots, Arcade Games, a Role Play world, Walt Disney World from Florida, Disneyland from California, Disney Cruise Line ships, and more!

Our goal is to provide a safe environment for people of all ages. We do not allow any forms of swearing, trolling or inappropriate behavior anywhere on our network.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Curce

Custom, Dedicated, Dimention, Disasters, Horror, new, Survival

Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

Features

* Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

And more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

Allages, Community, Contests, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Livemap, MCMMO, Megabuilds, Mounts, Pets, Playeshops, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Rpgitems, Survival, Worldmap

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Website & Wikihttps://theghostedghost.wixsite.com/athenaskingdoms

Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

Here on Athena’s Kingdoms, we never reset our world.

Why? Because we LOVE building BIG.

Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim] Minecraft Server

More ranks coming soon…

All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	274588	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5896
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.