KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

#youtube, can’t, comedy, Enjoy, Entertainment, fucking, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, Kek, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, reaction, Server, Share, social media, Video, viral, watch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6257	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FrostLocked

Prison, PvP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure awaits in our easy to progress Box PvP realm! Dive into the action with ease in this Work-in-Progress environment. Engage in thrilling battles while keeping your inventory safe, ensuring uninterrupted fun. Our server offers a unique twist with grindable ranks and keys, providing endless opportunities for progression. Explore diverse landscapes, gather resources, and conquer opponents to climb the ranks and unlock exciting rewards. Join our community of passionate players, collaborate with friends, and immerse yourself in the ultimate PvP experience. Embark on your journey today and become a legend in the world of FrostLocked Box PvP!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MoonSMP

Survival, Whitelist

MoonSMP Vanilla No griefing/stealing 1.20.2 Java VC mod – We’re looking for any kind of active players! – There’s not too much going on, but we’re working on making the server active and the server has been up since December 4th 2023

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6030	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BattlePVP

PvP

1. Hacking: Using a non-approved, modified minecraft client, or outside resource, which allows the player to have unfair advantages in game due to the manipulation of the server, player properties, the entity of the player, and/or gives a player the ability to manipulate things in game that they could not before. -No hacked or modified clients. This means X-Ray texture packs, Nodus, Player radar, Etc. Anything that gives you an unfair advantage is not tolerated. If you are unsure about what this implies or if you have a client that might be considered hacking, ask a staff member in game.

2. Glitching: Using and/or taking advantage of an existing glitch and then using said exploit to further ones advances through malicious processes. -No glitching, This includes duping, ender pearl glitching, taking advantage of faulty coding, or bugs within the game (This includes MCMMO exploits, or any other plugin exploit). You may not use enderpearls to go through blocks. We have disabled this for the most part, but if you are caught, it may result in a permanent ban. This also means you may not ender pearl through non-whole blocks, such as glass panes. If you end up finding a glitch, please report it to the staff so we can find a way to patch it and keep the game fair.

3. Abuse: The act of harassing, agitating, provoking, or offending players in game and thereby making the server a les pleasurable experience. -This includes but is not limited to: racism, excessive cursing, harassing, advertising, and use of harsh language towards another player that has been unwarranted. -Also, the staff are there to help you, any unprovoked harassment towards them may result in punishment on a case by case basis.

Mutes: the following offenses warrant a 1hour mute: disrespecting staff, abuse of any kind, and asking for rank/items from a staff member

Temporary ban: the following offenses warrant a temporary ban of up to 7 days: glitching, staff disrespect, and extreme abusive language.

Permanent ban: the following offenses warrant a permanent ban: force field, aim bot, x-raying, hacking in general, advertising, multiple cases of abusive language along with multiple warnings/mutes.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

craxybd

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

the server have economy,slimefun,survival it’s fun to play it’s a new server. if some think is worng please notify me

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarCraft

ABOUT CEDARCRAFT

UPDATE: Absolutely stunning brand new map!

CedarCraft is a survival, freebuild server. Unlike many other servers you do not need to apply to be able to build, you can just log in and play!

We run carefully selected plugins in order to bring you the best Minecraft experience possible. Plugins include anti-griefing tools which prevent selfish users from destroying your creations. Should they somehow manage to grief your work, we have a tool that allows us to find the culprit, ban them from our server and rollback all of the damage so that your creations look unharmed. Another plugin brings economy to Minecraft, by creating a currency, allowing you to buy from and sell to shops. You can also make your own shop.

CedarCraft has very friendly staff team who enjoy to interact with players. The server is maintained by a very experienced and reliable management team which will ensure that your stay on CedarCraft is a pleasant one.

COMMUNITY FORUMS The forums make up the bulk of the CedarCraft community and server news and announcements will be put here.

JOIN US ON TEAMSPEAK Teamspeak is a group voice client with channels, similar to Skype and simple to connect to, simply click the link below once you have TeamSpeak. You can voice chat with other members of the server here. Staff are always online to help with anything you need.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ZxSmp

LifeSteal, PvP

This is the LifeSteal SMP

Server form:- india

24/7 and Java+mcpe+cracked

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	339	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Strike the Earth

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP

We are a survival server with PVP/PVE and many bukkit plugins, such as mcmmo, factions, dynmap, and more!

We run custom maps made through much effort with the TerrainControl bukkit plugin.

Please visit the forums at http://striketheearth.freeforums.org or the dynamic map at http://129.24.147.229:8123

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rise Network

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

RISE NETWORK OFFICIAL VOTE SECTION | LIFESTEAL | FFA | PUBLIC NETWORK

IP – play.risenetwork.uk.to:32931

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.