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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Libton-Craft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.