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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	176	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4730	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchantments Applied:	123
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Limegaming

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.