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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Prica Minecraft Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DerSeeglers vanilla survi

Sweet little vanilla survival server hosted by me DerSeegler.

There are practically no limitations but also practically no plugins. However, there are logblock and globalban. So anyone who thinks they can build shit will simply be banned globally and their changes will be reversed.

Admin: DerSeegler

Mods: Jerry00

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TCMinecraft

Survival

The server is mostly ready to go. There might be some bugs so beware. Data loss is still possible. Join and help and get a Helper rank. I’m going to add more cool stuff.

Java and Bedrock can join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cheesium Cloud

JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!

JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

House of Targaryen

**Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**

We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.

We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:

– PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.

We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.

So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws

Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	7819
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.