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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	261
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3717

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Potions Brewed:	118
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2854
Enchantments Applied:	178	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EpriMC

Survival

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Current minigames:[RELEASED20THJULY[RELEASED20THJULY – spliff – hunger games(will be released later) – kit pvp About our plugins: – LWC to protect signs/chests/doors – Own region protections powered by AreaProtect – Logblock is to track players and rollback griefers – Buycraft handles donations ( /donate command) – FloAuction for player ran economy using auction system Ofcourse we got many other cool plugins but they arent so important

Server is completely ran just by donations. To help us pay for the server computer(s) you can donate at http://eprimc.buycraft.net/ .

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VitalFactions

Please Join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!