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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	117

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9637

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TDE – Timberman.de

Next time…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2781	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CREATIVE PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hoppercraft

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Clasteen

This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.