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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2630

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7851	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	32792
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wive server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.