KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5201 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6829 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 116 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9450 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
