Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5071
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Secret Passages Found: 2 Animals Bred: 179
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1670

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY