Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Ores Mined: 7306 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY