Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Potions Brewed: 38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY