Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
Animals Bred: 66 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY