Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 5219 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY