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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 281 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 984267 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.