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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Dragon Scales Harvested: 364 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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