Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3970	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.