KabuCraft LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	101

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3450	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9205	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mines Excavated:	3034	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7