Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have access to a secret chest that contains the most random and useless items you never knew you needed. Need a rubber chicken to fend off creepers? We got you covered. How about a disco ball to distract your enemies? Yep, we have that too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger and hilarity. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • $70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

    $70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

    And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 New Chunks Explored: 802497
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 4018
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

    Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

    Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ores Mined: 4079 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

    Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

    So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 415304 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

    ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

    Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

    So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Emeralds Found: 5738

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

    Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

    Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

    Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

    Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

    Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

    Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

    But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

    CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!
    Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

    AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

    Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

    Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

    But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

    Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

    And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

    PixelPimps Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

    ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

    So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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