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| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1488 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
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| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4978 |
| Potions Brewed: | 86 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.
And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.
Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?
Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.
But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.
So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.
But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 984512 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9572 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
