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| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
