just make your own game Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	118
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LockdownLolsMC

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Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	898
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	6075	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ores Mined:	6164
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	8840
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2849	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Warning

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made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	781
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Items Found:	5333
Love Letters Sent:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!