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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1005 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4585 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!