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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9760 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 268 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!
