JoyfulBlock SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	6326
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	156094	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7527	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	191	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1407	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ores Mined:	1213
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	108/600	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Animals Bred:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11