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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4300 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 642 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!