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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 122 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6362 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!