Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2360 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Gods Slained: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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