JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	125
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8705	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1194	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4493	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8273	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Towns Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2141	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	8878
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	336297	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!