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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4801 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.
But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!