JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	1626	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	637	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

play.gamerzwa.com

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

51.81.48.30

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6579	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
New Chunks Explored:	939525	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5712

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

51.81.88.134

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

play.bendingmc.net

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crops Grown:	3328	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Farms Harvested:	344
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2247
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

next.mym.li

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

coastcraft.ddns.net

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7347
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Votes:	5657	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

play.theoasissmp.com

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9617	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

play.calcorra.com:25593

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

103.195.103.134:25578

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	144
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

play.trooperland.net

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

gg.pixelquantum.com

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	2643	Magic Items Found:	1109
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

play.homesteadmc.us

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

168.119.4.49:30184

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2774	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

play.spidermc.xyz

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Play.darkpvp.in